Yo Zombie Jokes

[halloweenjokes]

Yo Zombie Jokes

Yo zombie is missing a finger and can’t count past nine!

Yo zombie hairline so far back on it. It looks like its on somebody else’s head!

Yo zombie breathe smells so bad it needs prescription strength tic-tacs!

Yo zombie is so stinky that when it went out in the public everybody said damn is an animal or Bang!

Yo zombie is so evil that you had to feed it with a slingshot.

Yo zombie stank so bad it scare the living into the sewer!

Yo zombie is so cross-eyed, it was too hard to shoot it between the eyes!

Yo zombie is so ugly and dangerous that it could bring down the whole human civilisation!

Yo zombie is so stupid when you stand next to it you hear the ocean!

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[NeverMore]

Yo zombie is so dead, he is reincarnated as a zombie.