All about Halloween and horror oriented jokes and humor for the demented side in all of us.
See www.hauntedhumor.com
Have fun!
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Haunt Master
Haunted Humor
I found another cool sites of Halloween jokes.
All about Halloween and horror oriented jokes and humor for the demented side in all of us.
See www.hauntedhumor.com
Have fun!
All about Halloween and horror oriented jokes and humor for the demented side in all of us.
See www.hauntedhumor.com
Have fun!
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Ghost
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Re: Haunted Humor
Cool site, I have a joke for you:
How does a Vampiress Flirt?
She bats her eyes!
If you don't think my joke is not that funny I don't blame you, I got it from a candy wrapper.
How does a Vampiress Flirt?
She bats her eyes!
If you don't think my joke is not that funny I don't blame you, I got it from a candy wrapper.
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Rising Dead Man
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Re: Haunted Humor
Those kinds of jokes are SO not funny! 
There are not many funny Halloween jokes out there. 
There are not many funny Halloween jokes out there. Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Haunt Master
Re: Haunted Humor
Some of these jokes are very "bat", some might say it is "scary". Please keep in mind not to post any Adult jokes here, you know what I mean?
For instance...
What do ghosts have in their noses?
BOO-gers!
Why can't we ever see ghost's poop?
Because its invisable!
So, let's get started posting some halloween and horror jokes here!
For instance...
What do ghosts have in their noses?
BOO-gers!
Why can't we ever see ghost's poop?
Because its invisable!
So, let's get started posting some halloween and horror jokes here!
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Rising Dead Man
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Re: Haunted Humor
Those ones are not very adult. But I know what you mean.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Hallow's Queen
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Ghost
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Re: Haunted Humor
(sigh) Like I said, I didn't think my joke was that funny, but it was considering the fact it came from a candy wrapper. 
I still think its cute. As for me having good jokes, limited imagination and lots of good jokes already taken.
but it was considering the fact it came from a candy wrapper. I still think its cute. As for me having good jokes, limited imagination and lots of good jokes already taken. Happy Halloween All Year Long!!!