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Post by geekmidwinter » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:03 pm

Or Freakmidwinter! woo-hoo! Or Reekmidwinter, ewwww! Or Cheekmidwinter, i'm a cheeky monkey! Okay, enough of that.


HH--Sometimes the disagreeing is done on purpose because the making up part is so much fun! Rowr! :twisted: I believe it was the immortal words of the modern day bard, Garth Brooks, "Sometimes we fight just so we can make up!"
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

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Post by One Eye'd Jack » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:30 am

I have to agree with Katriona.... a WORD that is inserted into a joke doesn't necessarily make the joke "Halloweeny".....
For example...
A "vampire", "Frankenstein" and the "Wolfman', one day decided they all wanted to get back to nature a bit, so they thought 'Hunting' would be the best way.
They all dressed in their finest hunting garb and set out for the hills.... Soon, they came upom some tracks....
The Vampire said, "I know what kind of tracks those are! They're DEER tracks!
Frankenstein said, "No, they're BEAR tracks!"
Followed by Wolfman saying that the tracks were made by a LION!!!!!
They all went back and forth.... "Deer tracks!"; "Bear tracks!", "Lion tracks!".....
they went on and on and before they could dispute their argument, they were all hit by a train!!!!

Halloween? I thinK not! This joke was originally told to me as "Three Itallians"......... I've substituted the subjects in this joke MANY times, over many years...... and given that, you can tell it to MANY people!

That's all I'm sayin'............. uh.... what was the question?

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