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Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would
you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said,
"I will have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called
to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."
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Re: Three Vampires Walk into a Bar
LOL 
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Three Vampires Walk into a Bar
That's good one! I will pass this joke to my girlfriend, and I know she will love to drink my blood! 
I will pass this joke to my girlfriend, and I know she will love to drink my blood! 