Dracula goes to the ear doctor

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Dracula goes to the ear doctor

Post by iHaunt » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:18 pm

The doctor implants a new ear on Dracula.

Dracula: You idiot, you gave me a vampiress' ear!

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Dracula: It does. Now I hear everything, but understand nothing!

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