How will you die?

[MacPhantom]

Ciuin ate a beetle that she thought was a Jolly Rancher. It crawled around inside her, laying eggs, which hatched a hundred thousand beetles, which ate Ciuin from the inside.

[Ciuin]

Mac was sleeping, open mouthed and drooling, on his sheet-less mattress, when a possessed t-shirt removed itself from it's hanger and crawled over to him. It slithered around his neck, without awakening him, slowly tightening. Mac awoke in horror for the last few seconds of his life, tugging away at the cottony death. It was too late.

[MacPhantom]

Ciuin had only one wish in life: to not die by being eaten by a bear. Unfortunately, she missed a candle on her last birthday cake, and the genie was on vacation, and the sky was too cloudy for stars.

It wasn't quick, and it was very, very painful.

[Castle]

Mac was excited about his scuba diving trip, so much so that he forgot to regulate the pressure in his head as he descended the depths of the ocean. Just before his head exploded, a seabear ambushed him, ripping his limbs from his body and leaving his lifeless corpse to be fed upon by lesser predators of the sea.

[Miss Monster]

Castle went to the pub after work to celebrate tgif with a pint. All he was thinking about was a weekend full of Halloween glory. With thoughts of sneering jack o lanterns filling his head, he didn't notice the hooded stranger take the seat next to him. Still thinking of all the tricks and treats he had planned for later in the evening, he also didn't see the hand that dropped a pile of pills into his frosted glass. All of a sudden, the jukebox kicked into his favorite death metal song. Castle raised his glass to a spooktacular night and drained it in one. Almost immediately he felt a strange sensation. He slumped forward onto the bar, unconcious. The bartender, thinking Castle a pathetic lightweight, threw him out the back door into the alley where he was run over by a garbage truck.

[MacPhantom]

Ms. Monster was driving her garbage truck home one evening, when she got into a horrible accident. Worst accident I ever seen. The sound...like a garbage truck...dropped off the Empire State Building!

And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck..... It looked like......














THIS!!!!!







Yes sir. That was the worst accident.... I ever seen.

[Miss Monster]

hehe I love how you knew it was my garbage truck

Mac wanted to do something new for Halloween this year. Something exciting. He signed up to be a paranormal investigators assistant on a new reality tv show. The job was simple, he just had to accompany the team to haunted places, and take notes on the findings. On his first exploration, Mac found himself inside a derelict burger joint, long since out of business. While the lighting techs were setting up Mac wandered off on his own into the kitchen. Mac was hungry, and really fancied a burger. He searched the store rooms and came back with a bag of patties. Surprisingly, the grill lit up when he pushed the switch. Feeling cheerful, Mac cooked up a nice juicy burger and wandered back into the main room munching it. After he had licked his fingers clean, the director gave the team the background info on the site. The burger joint had been run by a sociopath who liked to hire pretty girls and chop them into pieces, put them through the grinder and make burger patties out of them. Upon hearing this, Mac projectile vomited all over the team, causing them to slip and fall into the precariously set up lights. The lights came down one after another. Mac was crushed to death, with pretty girl burger vomit all over his chest.

[Castle]

Miss Monster roused from a deep slumber. Her limbs felt numb and her head felt a few sizes too big. As reality slowly seeped back into her mind, she realized she was strapped in a chair with an odd device enclosed around her skull. Panic caused her to yank on the restraints around her wrists and ankles, ignorant of the wires attatched to her legs. A -clank- sounded from behind her and suddenly a television came on, brightening the dark room.
"OH HAI" a voice spoke, "UR PROLLY WUNDERING WUT UR DOING HERE."
Fighting the haziness caused by whatever medication she was given, she tried to focus on the screen.
All she saw was this.

"U GOTTA PLAY A GAEM." the voice spoke.
She stared through half open eyes, fighting to keep them open. "Wh....where..."
"WHERE R U? UR IN A ROOM WITH A CUNTRAPSHUN ON UR HED. IF U DUN GET IT OFF BEFORE TEH TIMER GOEZ AWF, UR GONNA DIE LOL."
A clock on the ground in front of her was ticking down the seconds quickly. She saw that she only had 60 seconds to act.
"What... what the ff..."
"FIND THE KEY IN A JAR FULL OF ACID THAT R SITTIGN ON TEH TABLE AND U CN LAEVE."
She glanced up at the table across the room. There the jar was, full of a strange, bubbling, yellow liquid. She looked down at her restraints.
"How am... I supposed to get... to get to the table when... when I'm strapped to this chair?" she asked, forcing her voice to an audible level.
The face on the tv remained ever still, but strangely silent for a few moments.
"O SH*T LOL. DUNNO, DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT LOLOLOLOL SRY."
Ten seconds.
She looked at the jar, then her restraints, then back at the clock.
Convulsing violently, she mustered all the energy she had to force herself out of the chair, but the straps around her wrists and ankles were too strong.
3, 2, 1...
"LOLOLOL"
She let out a deafening scream as she realized there was no way out.
The contraption on her head clicked, and in split-second speed ripped her skull from the lower jaw and spine, falling to the floor behind her.

[Miss Monster]

psh, nice rip off. I'm not even going to bother killing you!

[Castle]

Castle killed Miss Monster by running her over with a tractor because she didn't kill him in her previous post.

[Miss Monster]

Alright you asked for it!
Castle had an excellent Saturday night. He went to a massive party, got trashed and went home with several girls that -appeared- to be underage.
But they wern't, they were actually a vampire, a succubus and a primordial dwarf.
The Vampire sucked out his blood, leaving him weak and feverish.
The Succubus stole almost all Castles remaining life force, and used him in ways that were not only degrading, disgusting and terrifying, but also illegal.
Thinking death was on it's way, Castle breathed a sigh of relief that the worst was over and only the smallest and meekest of the three remained.
This was a foolish assumption.
The primordial dwarf took her time peeling off all of Castles skin, and feeding it to him before she finally cut off his head.
It's probably a good thing Castle died, because after that night there would have been no cure for the alien STI's that were inflicted upon him.

[Ciuin]

Miss was stabbed multiple times in her eye sockets by an unknown assailant. But I know who it was. It was a bear.

[Miss Monster]

"I'll get that bear!" remarked the re-animated cadaver of Miss Monster as she stalked it to it's lair on ... the third floor?? It's not a bear at all! Miss Monster found the 'assailant' and hung her by her tongue from the ceiling fan

[Castle]

(Forgive all typos, I'm fighting to stay awake at work.)

Castle was sitting at his desk at work. The dinosaur drawing in front of him looked like a five year old amputee had desperately tried to make a masterpeice, but fell very, very short of his mark. He put the drawing down and glanced at his computer screen.
"A dwarf?" he mumbled under his breath as his fingers danced across the keyboard. That was it. No one, and he means NO ONE involves a dwarf to kill him off. No one involves a dwarf with him period.
He shuddered as he thought of a dwarf standing next to him. "They're little people," he spoke, still typing away at his retaliation post to his incredibly horrible death, "little people with strangely proportioned limbs."
He stopped typing and looked out the window into the night. "Why do I feel like stabbing things right now?" he thought.
After letting his coworkers know he was stepping out for a break, he walked outside to the opposite side of the building, alone and shroudded in darkness in the abscense of the street lights. The occassional puff lit up his face.
"HEY DERE!" spoke a strange, gnarled voice from above. He jumped away from the wall and looked up to the roof. There stood three seemingly underage women. And also possibly a fourth, but Castle couldn't make out their gender at first. He studied them for a few moments, wondering why they all hand their hands on their hips.
"Wha... how did yall get on the roof?" he asked.
The fourth figure pointed directly at him and whispered something. The others nodded and started laughing amongst themselves.
"What? What's so funny? Who are yall anyw- WHOA! WHOA WTF!? Is that a dwarf up there?!"
"Now." the fourth one spoke. The now two seemingly underage females and one dwarf launched themselves at Castle, spearing him into the concrete walkway behind him. Unable to scream obscenities at the lone person standing on the roof due to his collapsed lungs, he feared for the worst. Powerless and basically paralysed, he watched as the two decent looking females and one horrible monstrocity prepared to get what they came for.

The ground shook. Peoples' screams echoed from across the parking lot.
"What the ff..." she trailed off, glancing to her left.
"AWW YEAH!" screamed Castle, suddenly able to breathe and full of energy.
A twenty foot tall Tyrannosaurus stood in front of the building. It just happened to be wearing a saddle and a spiked helmet.
In all the glory the Power Rangers could ever have mustered, Castle rose and leaped on top of the Tyrannosaurus in slow motion complete with tons of lighting bolts and a dramatic pose upon its back.
The asphalt cracked from the force of the giant reptile's foot crushing the vampire lady girl, showering nearby vehicles in dark red blood and viscera. The force of the crush projected the girl's skull like a missle into the air, blasting a hole through the succubus's chest.
"YOU..." Castle thundered as he pointed ominously at the dwarf. As if menatlly linked, the Tyrannosaurus lifted an SUV into the air and tossed it with alarming ease at the little person. Her body exploded on impact from the blow, litering the trees with entrail ornaments.
The last one remaining stood on the roof, half amazed at what she had seen and half terrified.
The Tyrannosaurus, in no mind to waste time here, rushed at the building. Armed however, with several syringes loaded with lethal liquids, the last female lept into the air. The two forces met, and with expected results. Her body was snatched from the air by the beast's huge jaws and shook violently. Both arms and legs wretched free of their host and flew in random directions, leaving a falling trail of blood and muscle tissue on the parking lot leading to their places of rest.
The Tyrannosaurus froze.
"WTF MAN" Castle yelled, spurring the beast with his boots. To no avail. It swayed as if trying to gain control of its legs until it finally tipped over and landed on its side, tossing its rider off. The woman's plan had apparently succeeded. Seven syringes stuck out of the beast's snout, all drained of their contents.
"HE WAS MY FRIEND" Castle yelled as he stormed up to the limbless woman wearing a nurse's coat and tiny skirt. He drew a machete from his pocket because that's where he keeps them, and proceeded to halve her.
"YOU WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?" he asked, grabbing her intestines and dragging her body across the parking lot to the nearby stop light where he tied her entrails to the back bumper of a stopped truck.
The light turned green, and her body slowly picked up speed as the truck made it's way from the stoplight out onto the access road and onto the highway. The vehicles behind it were pelted with bits of bone fregment and ripped organs. Two cars collided as their drivers' windshields were covered in thick, dark blood.
An epic fistpump signified Castle's great success.

[MacPhantom]

Castle was putting on his Punisher vest, when his head accidentally went through the arm-hole instead of the neck-hole. Struggling to get it off, he caught one of the bullet loops on the branch of an apple tree, and strangled himself. Some dwarfs walking by stopped to eat apples and laugh at him.