Finally! A Programmable Fart Machine with awesome sound quality or use it for Cosplay!

[Haunt Hobbyist]

A Programmable Fart Machine with realistic sounding farts. Only one of it's kind!
A PRODUCT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO PROGRAM YOUR OWN SOUNDS AND GIVES YOUR COSTUME CHARACTER A VOICE!
ARE YOU UNABLE TO MIMIC YOUR COSTUME CHARACTERS VOICE? WITH THE VOICE BOX NOW YOU CAN!!!!
A MUST HAVE FOR COSPLAY! A Programmable Fart Machine with awesome sound quality.

All fart machines on the market don't have good sound quality. The fart machines are a great idea, but the speaker does not product a believable noise.
We fixed this huge problem to bring more laughter into the world.

They are $25 at www.haunthobbyist.com
Or $28.46 on Ebay https://www.ebay.com/itm/164858520159

[Pumpkin_Head]

HEY!!! You did a BUSTER! No, I didn't do a Buster! Maybe she did a Buster! No, she didn't do a buster, YOU did a buster.
Well if it wasn't me, and it wasn't you and it wasn't her, then maybe it was a GHOST BUSTER!! ( narf narf )