Here's something for you literary types. I came across this on a blog and decided to make some subway art out of it. If you click on the image you can download the full size image. The trick is finding a cheap way to print out a poster that measures 34" x 36". If you can do so, you should be able to find a poster frame for it. That's a standard size. Could try shrinking it but then some of it may become unreadable, though I can see pretty much everything in this thumbnail.
BTW: For those who don't know or didn't follow the link, these are phrases that Shakespeare popularized which are still in use today.