Christmas fun zone

[MacPhantom]

Not me. 50° and up is shorts and a fleece or jacket. 60° and up is shorts and a t-shirt. Spring, Summer, Fall, or Winter.

Kilt, on the other hand... Any season, any reason, any temp.

[NeverMore]

Kilt, on the other hand... Any season, any reason, any temp.

Just make sure when you go to the office Christmas party that you sit on the copy machine
and not the paper shredder.

[NeverMore]

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..........Wrapping Presents with Dogs

1. Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor..........

2. Get tape back from puppy.

3. Remove scissors from older dog's mouth.

4. Open box.

5. Take puppy out of box.

6. Remove tape from older dog's mouth.

7. Take scissors away from puppy.

8. Put present in box.

9. Remove present from puppy's mouth.

10. Put back in box after removing puppy from box.

11. Take scissors from older dog and sit on them.

12. Remove puppy from box and put on lid.

13. Take tape away from older dog.

14. Unroll paper.

15. Take puppy OFF box.

16. Cut paper being careful not to cut puppy's foot or nose that is getting in the way as he "helps."

17. Let puppy tear remaining paper.

18. Take puppy off box.

19. Wrap paper around box.

20. Remove puppy from box & take wrapping paper from its mouth.

21. Tell older dog to fetch the tape so he will stop stealing it.

22. Take scissors away from puppy.

23. Take tape older dog is holding.

24. Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from older dog & sitting on them again.

25. Fend off puppy trying to steal tape & tape another spot. Take bow from older dog.

27. Go get roll of wrapping paper puppy ran off with.

28. Take scissors from older dog who took them when you got up.

29. Give pen to older dog to hold so he stops licking your face.

30. Remove puppy from present & hurriedly slap tape on to hold the paper on.

31. Take now soggy bow from puppy & tape on since the sticky stuff no longer sticks.

32. Take pen from older dog, address tag & affix while puppy tries to eat pen.

33. Grab present before puppy opens it & put it away.

34. Clean up mess puppy & older dog made playing tug-of-war with remnants of wrapping paper.

35. Put away rest of wrapping supplies & tell dogs what good helpers they are.

[adrian]

i love Santa!! i bought an old tin Coca Cola sign with Santa on it this weekend! those things aren't cheap

[Belladonna]

Oh I love that 'wrapping presents with dogs'! Toooo cute! Thanks for that.

Good grab on the Coka Cola tin, Adrian. I have some of that.

[Belladonna]

And I agree on the temp thingy. 50 is warm in Spring and cold in winter!
But I'm cherishing today and tomorrow - 50. Then the rest of the week 30's for the high!

[MacPhantom]

Awwww.......puppies!

[NeverMore]

Awwww.......puppies!

Mmmmm! I could go for some Korean food right now.

[MacPhantom]

I'm gonna go ahead and make a value judgment about an entire culture.

Eating puppies is just wrong.

[NeverMore]

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Actually, my sister in law is Korean, says it's not very common for her people to eat dog
anymore. That mostly goes back to a time when the country was poorer. She said if you look
hard enough you may find a restaurant serving bosintang(sp?), a dog meat stew.

[Belladonna]

Wow! And I thought it was just the Chinese places.
I guess that is true though. A lot of cultures have done it. A Mexican friend of mine talked about perro- dog.

[NeverMore]

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How about this...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink ... atory.html

Artificial pork. Researhers think that in about 5 years our meat can start coming off an
assembly line. No more cattle means a lot less methane. Now if we can only find a way to stop a
certain young lady from tooting so much.

[Belladonna]

What will I do with you??!! heehee

I would be afraid of chemical meat!

[MacPhantom]

Great name for a rock band, that. "Chemical Meat".

[witchy]

Okay your all just wierd!! You should not eat dogs!!! And 50 degrees is fringin cold!!! I want the beach!!!