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Spookymufu
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
yup but I'm low on duct tape
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"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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MacPhantom
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
A little splash of cheap booze in their applesauce; just as good.
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Spookymufu
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
Jesus sauce?
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MacPhantom
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
You're only trying to knock your kids out for peace and quiet, right?? You don't have anything else planned, do you? 
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
I keep telling y'all: b-o-r-d-i-n-g s-c-h-o-o-l
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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MacPhantom
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
That costs money.
How about a prison work camp?
How about a prison work camp?
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Andybev01
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
You can't put a price on peace & quiet.
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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MacPhantom
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
Nothing is more priceless than free stuff.
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Andybev01
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
You could just give them to Baptist missionaries in Haiti.
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
They eventually get out!MacPhantom wrote:Most houses, even small ones, have closets.....
Y'all crack me up! I have 3 kids myself (18, 13, & 11) I would take even the cheap whisky and a early bedtime! I teach middle school, too, so I NEVER have a kid free day!! Sometimes I hope for a small stomach bug so I can stay in the bed all day and everyone will leave me alone.
Sad.
I am Irish. Well, I correct that, my ancestors were Irish.
We just take it as a day to wear green, eat green mashed potatoes, and pinch someone. Just stupid fun to fill those cold, winter, holiday free days until Spring!!
Kiss me I'm Irish!!!
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright,
Oggie Boogie
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright,
Oggie Boogie
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MacPhantom
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Pinching people is awesome!
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
Especially drunken strangers in a bar!
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
You guys & gals are too funny!!! I love to just read the post some days!! 
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Well, I'm the fighting Irish! Try me, and you'll be lost! 
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Re: St. Patrick's Day is about....
Keats? Did he mean Yeats?
Sorry, I am sooo two pages ago. I read to the bottom of p. 4 and, for some reason, thought I was at the end of the thread. I should have quoted Andy.
Keats was English. I have been to his house near Hampstead Heath, north of London. Yeats, of course, was Irish (although he was Anglo-Irish, which put him into a position somewhat similar to Jonathan Swift's two centuries earlier). I have always thought that Yeats and Swift share a savagely ironic tone toward the Irish, at least at moments. A love/hate thing.
Sorry, I am sooo two pages ago. I read to the bottom of p. 4 and, for some reason, thought I was at the end of the thread. I should have quoted Andy.
Keats was English. I have been to his house near Hampstead Heath, north of London. Yeats, of course, was Irish (although he was Anglo-Irish, which put him into a position somewhat similar to Jonathan Swift's two centuries earlier). I have always thought that Yeats and Swift share a savagely ironic tone toward the Irish, at least at moments. A love/hate thing.