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Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:50 pm
by VanHelsingStandIn
Okay Spooks and Spookets, tonight is THE night. As your friendly local police officer, I'd like to remind you to keep an eye out for the little ones. If you're going to drink, either stay home or have a designated driver take the drinkers home.

Make sure you if you're wearing anything that is flammable to stay away from fire. You'd be surprised to know how many people get accidently burned each year.

If you're wearing a full cover mask, to take it off while you are driving. It's illegal in most states to have it on while driving and you don't want to cut down on your vision, especially where kids are concerned.

Make sure the young ones and even the old ones who are out walking are wearing either reflective clothing, carrying flashlights or if you want, several chemical glow wands is cool and they come in multiple colors. Just make sure you have enough to last all night. The glow necklace is a good choice, but make sure it isn't covered up by hair or the costume. If you go the necklace, make it about four or five of them all at once.

Many hospitals are x-raying candy free of charge, but if it were me, I'd just take the candy home and look through it by hand under a good bright light. If you're vigilant, use common sense and don't let the kids eat the candy until they get home, you should have nothing to worry about.

I'm having to work tonight and hope if I run into any of y'all its because we're having a good time and not because something bad has happened.

Go get 'em :!: :!: :!:

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:50 am
by Murfreesboro
I read your post on the 2nd, VanHelsing, but thanks for your words of good advice. I hope your Halloween was happy in every way!

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:12 pm
by NeverMore

You forgot to mention that if you raise the dead, make sure they are back in their graves before dayfall. There are serious consequences for allowing the dead to walk the earth on any other day than All Hallow's Eve.

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:30 pm
by Demonic Duck
Good point Nevermore

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:16 pm
by NeverMore

Seems the Serbians are having vampire problems...

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ ... _THE_LOOSE

Stupid Abraham Lincoln! If he wouldn't have killed them all we could actually have vampires he in the States.

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:46 am
by Pumpkin_Man
The link didn't work, all though the post was here since last december. In addition to vampires, I would like to hear a wearwolf or two howling in the night.

Mike

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:12 pm
by Kolchak
NeverMore wrote:
You forgot to mention that if you raise the dead, make sure they are back in their graves before dayfall. There are serious consequences for allowing the dead to walk the earth on any other day than All Hallow's Eve.
Well yea, that goes without saying. Give them some Listerine too! :roll: :wink: :D

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:54 am
by NeverMore

The nerve of some people. Like not giving kids candy on one day of the year is going to change conditioned behaviour. Let the kids have their fun.

Woman to hand out "fat letters" to obese kids during Halloween.



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Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:06 am
by Murfreesboro
I saw that on TV this morning. That was totally out of line, IMO.

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:38 am
by NeverMore
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Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:20 pm
by Andybev01
NeverMore wrote:
The nerve of some people. Like not giving kids candy on one day of the year is going to change conditioned behaviour. Let the kids have their fun.

Woman to hand out "fat letters" to obese kids during Halloween.



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I hope the kids that get these know about the 'trick' part of the halloween equation.

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:11 am
by Murfreesboro
:lol:

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:59 am
by NeverMore

Oops!

Two Florida men hired to clean out a vacant house mistook a hanging corpse for a Halloween-style hoax – and took it to the dump.

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:40 pm
by Andybev01
Omfg, couldn't they smell it? !

Re: Halloween News?

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:50 am
by tuongtrante1
hahaha you're right NEVERMORE

heck, i outta do what he's doing lol i want a LOT of candy!!!