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Spookymufu wrote:

Midnite Shadow wrote:Faulty plumbing is chapping my hide today...

I thought this was going in a very dark direction....

You watch too much TV...don't sink to ihaunts level now Spooky

Midnite Shadow wrote:You watch too much TV...don't sink to ihaunts level now Spooky

I'd like to think my internal filter would kick in before that happened

One would hope

Last night I was very angry, something blew up my mind - but today, I'm all calm. I'm back to be happy again because my grandpa just told my mother his final word.... if anything happen again, then you all will be gone. He meant to my mother, stepbrother and stepfather. Only me and my gf can stay here forever. But, we don't have any problems with stepfather because he's friendly type person. Just mother and stepbrother.

I got to work today, sat down at my desk, removed the pictures of penises from my keyboard (damn pranksters), and got ready to start my work day when I realized something that made me cringe.
Christmas music.
What the f***ing hell.
I love Christmas and all, but it's waaay too early to start playing Christmas music in the office. Thanks to them I can't stand Frank Sinatra anymore. I hated the chipmunks to begin with but now I want to kill every rodent-like creature I lay eyes on. George Strait is a legend, but he should stick to country, not "Jingle Bells".

"...but now I want to kill every rodent-like creature I lay eyes on"

That's got nothing to do with Christmas.

"All I want to Christmas is my two front teeth" is a horrible song, sung by these motherf***ers.

Yeah, but lyrics like these are classic:

Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah, ting tang, Walla-Walla bing-bang.

-places shotgun barrel in mouth-

-chipmunk jumps through window lands on his hand, gun goes off-

Castle wrote:I got to work today, sat down at my desk, removed the pictures of penises from my keyboard (damn pranksters), and got ready to start my work day when I realized something that made me cringe.
Christmas music.
What the f***ing hell.
I love Christmas and all, but it's waaay too early to start playing Christmas music in the office. Thanks to them I can't stand Frank Sinatra anymore. I hated the chipmunks to begin with but now I want to kill every rodent-like creature I lay eyes on. George Strait is a legend, but he should stick to country, not "Jingle Bells".

I got my Christmas music the day after Halloween.. the day after
And as much as the traditional songs blow, you've obviously never had to endure a Jonas Brothers cover of Marilyn Monroe's 'Santa Baby'

Miss Monster wrote:...you've obviously never had to endure a Jonas Brothers cover of Marilyn Monroe's 'Santa Baby'

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Do you work at a Claire's or a Disney store?

Do I look like Disney material? lol
A friend of mine actually works at Disney Land, she's going to be the next Alice in wonderland