Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:24 pm
Everyone has been so great, I managed to pull this out of my....well, we'll say hat.
It’s a bizarre story to tell
Him standing in pumpkin shell
A vicious look across his lips
A macabre sway in his hips
With each gourd overhead
Thumping pavement until dead
Clothed in red and trimmed in white
He’s no stranger to the night
But not this night and not this way
“What is this?†he heard me say
“This damn night!†he screamed back
A pumpkin held for the attack
“It makes so much money,†said a voice full of scorn
“Second only to Christmas morn!â€Â
Then the pumpkin flew nearly striking my head
I wasn’t sure, did he want me dead?
“People just love the 31st,†his fingers dug into his palm
“Especially those freaks on Halloween.com!â€Â
And I knew then it would have been disaster
If he knew I’d just made Halloween Master
“But sir,†I began, putting myself in danger
“Isn’t Christmas about that child in the manger?â€Â
He stopped and he stared with eyes so black
“What are you, a wise <deleted>?†he answered back
Then he turned his attention back to the street
Pumpkin guts and candles covering his feet
“To hell with this, I don’t need the aggravation!â€Â
“People don’t want me, just a new Playstation.â€Â
And with a whistle came a reindeer without a sled
Its nose was more purple than shiny red
And he rose and flew off in a manner most haphazard
“Happy Halloween to all you ungrateful bastards!â€Â
It’s a bizarre story to tell
Him standing in pumpkin shell
A vicious look across his lips
A macabre sway in his hips
With each gourd overhead
Thumping pavement until dead
Clothed in red and trimmed in white
He’s no stranger to the night
But not this night and not this way
“What is this?†he heard me say
“This damn night!†he screamed back
A pumpkin held for the attack
“It makes so much money,†said a voice full of scorn
“Second only to Christmas morn!â€Â
Then the pumpkin flew nearly striking my head
I wasn’t sure, did he want me dead?
“People just love the 31st,†his fingers dug into his palm
“Especially those freaks on Halloween.com!â€Â
And I knew then it would have been disaster
If he knew I’d just made Halloween Master
“But sir,†I began, putting myself in danger
“Isn’t Christmas about that child in the manger?â€Â
He stopped and he stared with eyes so black
“What are you, a wise <deleted>?†he answered back
Then he turned his attention back to the street
Pumpkin guts and candles covering his feet
“To hell with this, I don’t need the aggravation!â€Â
“People don’t want me, just a new Playstation.â€Â
And with a whistle came a reindeer without a sled
Its nose was more purple than shiny red
And he rose and flew off in a manner most haphazard
“Happy Halloween to all you ungrateful bastards!â€Â