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Andybev01
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony"
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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Spookymufu
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
help help I'm being oppressed!!"
http://theyard.netii.net/
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Andybev01
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
"I 'warned' you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you 'knew', didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little 'bunny', isn't it? "
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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Belladonna
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
You guys are great with the quotes! What are these last ones from?
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."
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Andybev01
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Python, Monty...
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All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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MacPhantom
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
*enters the forum, trips over pile of pocket protectors and asthma inhalers*
Hmmm..... Why is everyone in here wearing their pants pulled up to their ribcages.....?
*slowly backs out of the forum*
Hmmm..... Why is everyone in here wearing their pants pulled up to their ribcages.....?
*slowly backs out of the forum*
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Andybev01
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Chicken...
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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Corvus Kulde
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Oh, your so cool, Brewster!
Hey, Butchy. They still got Oreo's next door?
Dracula's in the house!!! In the house?!
Welcome to the party, Honey!
Hey, Butchy. They still got Oreo's next door?
Dracula's in the house!!! In the house?!
Welcome to the party, Honey!
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Belladonna
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Hahahaha! I sooo need to catch up! It has been so long since I've seen The Python!
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."
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adrian
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
i'm a dork at heart.. but then again i like all sorts of things
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Belladonna
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Dorks are pretty fun. 
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."
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Andybev01
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
My dorkiness knows no boundaries. I am as much a nerd about British humor as I do about String Theory.
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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NeverMore
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
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(Just read this on another forum and thought I'd give you guys a little chuckle)
Belladonna walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet
and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently
breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little
accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the
lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I
tell you the price.'
(Just read this on another forum and thought I'd give you guys a little chuckle)
Belladonna walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet
and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently
breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little
accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the
lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I
tell you the price.'
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adrian
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA i love that!! good find
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Midnite Shadow
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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Now that's some funny stuff right there...I don't care who you are!!NeverMore wrote:.
(Just read this on another forum and thought I'd give you guys a little chuckle)
Belladonna walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet
and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently
breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little
accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the
lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I
tell you the price.'
They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well
The world is full of kings and queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Its heaven and hell, oh well
I am Vengeance...I am the Night!
I swear to God...[Batman]SWEAR to Me!!
Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well
The world is full of kings and queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Its heaven and hell, oh well
I am Vengeance...I am the Night!
I swear to God...[Batman]SWEAR to Me!!