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Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:53 am
by Belladonna
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:55 am
by Belladonna
Oops! Wake up Bella! Someone slap me!
That is an awesome light show!! Thanks.
There is another on YouTube too, called Amazing Grace light display or something. It's pretty wild to watch.
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:56 am
by Belladonna
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:56 pm
by adrian
HAHAHAHAHAHA i love that
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:41 pm
by NeverMore
Belladonna wrote:Oops! Wake up Bella! Someone slap me!
That's like asking a wino if he want a bottle of whiskey. Of course I won't be able to resist.
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:45 pm
by Belladonna
adrian wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA i love that
Good, glad you did!
NeverMore your picture disappeared. That photobucket always swipes them back!
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:51 pm
by NeverMore
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Grrrr! I hate that! That was a good one too. Time for lunch!
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:59 pm
by Belladonna
Aha! It showed up finally.
Thanks I needed that! Hee hee This caffeine isn't working at all.
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:55 pm
by NeverMore
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:58 pm
by Belladonna
Drunk molester Santa and evil Asian Santa! hehehehehehehe
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:03 pm
by NeverMore
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Personally, I like Zombie Santa...
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:10 pm
by Belladonna
YES!! Oooooh I would like to see the brave little boy or girl who would go to sit on his lap!
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:41 pm
by NeverMore
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What To Buy a Man For Christmas
Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules
and you should have no problems.
Rule #1: When in doubt, buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has
one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never
have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.
Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or
socket in it. Men love saying those two words. “Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?â€Â
“OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?†Again, no one knows
why.
Rule #3: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car: a 99 cent ice
scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men
love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.
Rule #4: Never buy men bathrobes. Once I was told that if God had wanted men to
wear bathrobes, he wouldn’t have invented Jockey shorts.
Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out.
If you have a lot of money, buy your man a big-screen TV with the little picture in the
corner. Watch him go wild as he flips, and flips, and flips.
Rule #6: Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after-shave or deodorant. I’m
told they do not stink  they are earthy.
Rule #7: Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of
weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. “Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door.
Lock. Sink.†You get the idea. No one knows why.
Rule #8: Never buy a man anything that says “some assembly required†on the box. It
will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over. No one knows why.
Rule #9: Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr Lumber,
Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and
Sears Clearance Centers are also excellent men’s stores.) It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t
know what it is. (â€ÂFrom NAPA Auto, eh? Must be something I need. Hey! Isn’t this a
starter for a ‘68 Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.â€Â)
Rule #10: Men enjoy danger. That’s why they never cook - but they will barbecue (No
one knows why). Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him
the gas line leaks. “Oh the thrill! The challenge! Who wants a hamburger?â€Â
Rule #11: Tickets to a football game are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate
tickets to “A Retrospective of 19th Century Quilts.†Everyone knows why.
Rule #12: Men love chain saws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chain saw. If you
don’t know why, please refer to Rule #7 and what happens when he gets a label maker.
Rule #13: It’s hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder.
Never buy a real man a stepladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.
Rule #14: Rope. Men love rope. It takes them back to their cowboy origins, or at least
the Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8″ manila rope. No one
knows why.
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:48 pm
by Belladonna
Re: Christmas fun zone
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:19 pm
by Belladonna
