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i agree 100% with those rules i love em

Except I love to cook, so you can get me a nice set of chef's knives. Or a food processor. I have one, but they're like cordless drills. You just can't have too many food processors. Come to think of it, they're also kinda like label makers and chainsaws.

...and the knives have to be the Japanese hand-forged version that have thousands of atomically thin layers of flawless steel. The kind that you won't feel slicing off your thumb until it's time to serve the salad.

These knives must cost as much as a sub-compact car.

MacPhantom wrote:Except I love to cook, so you can get me a nice set of chef's knives. Or a food processor. I have one, but they're like cordless drills. You just can't have too many food processors. Come to think of it, they're also kinda like label makers and chainsaws.

Oh lord, you guy's don't need any of those things, watch out Santa!!!
Let see: you can drill santa's sleigh down, cook his reindeer & label it, is this right? Oh and you can use Andy's knifes to carve it!! Ha Ha

Hmm. 'Sensationally Different' usually meant a kid got beat up at recess when I was a kid.

I hope that blood comes out in the wash for this sweater.

Andybev01 wrote:...and the knives have to be the Japanese hand-forged version that have thousands of atomically thin layers of flawless steel. The kind that you won't feel slicing off your thumb until it's time to serve the salad.

These knives must cost as much as a sub-compact car.

and they have to wiped down after every use because they rust in a manner of minutes!

MacPhantom wrote:Except I love to cook, so you can get me a nice set of chef's knives. Or a food processor. I have one, but they're like cordless drills. You just can't have too many food processors. Come to think of it, they're also kinda like label makers and chainsaws.

I have to agree with Mac on this

I've got the black one with a box of attachments. You have to have the attachments, they're are like drill bits.

Okay, now THAT would make a great gift for me.... A stand mixer. I still use a hand mixer; I usually go through one a year. The motor doesn't usually survive cookie season.

The dough hook comes in handy for cookies and pie crust.

and just to be on the safe side, I also own many power tools and yard equipment *cough*

I own a food processor and a chainsaw and a spice rack and a drill press and a sewing machine and a staple gun and a whisk and two different lawn mowers.

So good luck figuring that one out.

I'll see you all of the above and raise you a Billy Goat brush trimmer and a complete Gorham dining service for 12.

Ha!

and now on with our show.

I didn't know that Leather Face celebrated Christmas.

I fold.

Mine is the superior intellect.