A Geiner

[Rising Dead Man]

What did Ed Gein say to the cop who arrested him?

"Have a heart!"

People used to tell these jokes called Geiners when Ed's crimes were discovered.

[MacPhantom]

Old Eddie was a good guy to know when you were looking to advance your career. He could really help you GET A HEAD!!!

[Rising Dead Man]

He was the kind of guy that could help you get a head. Of course, it would cost an arm and a leg.

I found that here.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 008AAMRrN1

A visit from old Ed.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all though the shed,
All creatures were stirring, even old Ed.

The bodies were hung from the rafters above,
While Eddie was searching for another new love.

He went to Wautoma for a Plainfield deal,
Looking for love and also a meal.

When what to his hungry eyes should appear,
But old Mary Hogan in her new red brassiere.

Her cheeks were like roses when kissed by the sun
And she let out a scream at the sight of Ed's gun.

Old Ed pulled the trigger and Mary fell dead,
He took his old axe and cut off her head.

He then took his hacksaw and cut her in two,
One half for hamburger, the other for stew.

And laying a hand aside of her heel,
Up to the rafter went his next meal.

He sprang to his truck, to the graveyard he flew,
The hours were short and much work he must do.

He looked for the grave where the fattest one laid,
And started digging with a shovel and spade.

He shoveled and shoveled and shoveled some more,
Till finally he reached the old coffin door.

He took out a crowbar and pried open the box,
He was not only clever but sly as a fox.

As he picked up the body and cut off her head,
He could tell by the smell that the old girl was dead.

He filled in the grave by the moonlight above,
And once more old Ed had found a new love.

[MacPhantom]

Aw man, that is nasty!!!! I love it!!!

[Rising Dead Man]

Q: Why did they have to keep the heat on in Ed Gein's house?


A: So the furniture wouldn't get goosebumps.

[Ciuin]

That was great

[Rising Dead Man]

Ya but I didn't make it up. It's been going around. I got it from that link I posted.

[Rising Dead Man]

There's something fascinating about this guy. I just bought a book today called DEVIANT: The Shocking True Story of Ed Gein, the original 'Psycho'. I love anything gory.

[MacPhantom]

Did you see the movie about him from a few years back?

[Rising Dead Man]

You mean this one? I watched it on hulu.com. He looks like Ed Gein as much as I look like Homer Simpson.

[MacPhantom]

I mean this one:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230169/

http://www.amazon.com/Ed-Gein-Steve-Rai ... 982&sr=8-2

[Rising Dead Man]

No, but I want to.

[MacPhantom]

You ought to.

[Rising Dead Man]

You ought to read Harold Schechter if you're into this stuff. He wrote DEVIANT: The Shocking True Story of Ed Gein, the original 'Psycho' and The A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers. Nice gruesome treats in there.